Sunday 30 October 2016

SEE How This Beautiful Girl Was Humiliated In Public [Photo]

Some ladies just don't like anything
called "discipline" and this babe is one of
such. She is attending one of the
Christian Universities where dressing
indecently is not allowed but she decided
to go against the rules by stepping out in
this night-club dress in broad daylight,
just to dare the school management.
Other students couldn't help but follow
her around in the premises, taking
pictures of her craze. Smh!

Ghanaian Actress, Bibi Bright Took Off Her Pant And Bra To Celebrate Her 30th Birthday

Ghanaian Actress Bibi Bright and
founder of Carridad Films, shared these
mind-disturbing photos where she wore
no panties and Bra in celebration of her
30th birthday yesterday. Hmmmm!!!
These are hot I must confess, it had to
take the intervention of my girlfriend, I
could have committed an atrocity with
Kate, the house help!!!
See more jaw dropping photos below:

GOBE: Braless Mercy Johnson Caught In Hotel Room With A Private Man [PHOTO]

Oops... Hope her husband doesn't see
this because he'll be very mad at her.
The title of the post is misleading but it's
true from a movie scene....
Picture above is Kenneth Okonkwo with
Mercy Johnson and he finally addressed
the long-standing rumour that they once
had a fling. He said it's not true. But
first read what he had to say about his
sexual prowess. The Nollywood pioneer
told Entertainment Express:
"I am strong sexually for 24 hours. My
wife knows that. Each time I have an
affair with any lady, she goes out to tell
her friends, and her friend will end up
developing interest in me. So when I
married my wife, I told her if she know
what's best for her she should not tell
any of her female friends what we do
behind closed doors or else she will lose
me" Oh yeah? Lol. He continues "When I
was growing up, women older than me
were coming for me, right in front of my
mother. These women taught me a lot of
things. I started kissing at a very tender
age because it was part of the things they
were doing to me, and I loved it. Maybe
that is why my lips are red. They taught
me how to be with women. They would
give me their body to play with so I grew
up knowing a lot about what women
want. Till today, when I am sleeping
with a lady she has to cum before me. I
enjoy sex more when the women have
enjoyed themselves"
When asked if he ever had anything to
do with Mercy Johnson, what he said;
"That is funny, and do you know why?
Before Mercy was born, or should I say
when she was still in kindergarten, I had
already started kissing ladies in movies.
So she met me still doing it. Why would
her own be different? When you match
her good acting skill and my exceptional
skill, it comes out natural and people
would end up saying is there something
going on? Mercy is like a younger sister
to me. I am close to her and her
husband so it makes me laugh when
anybody talks about Mercy and myself in
anyway. There can never be a fling
between a brother and a sister. We are
only professional colleagues.

END GENERATION!! Checkout What 2 Guys And A Girl Were Spotted Doing (Photos)

The kind of things we see these days …..I
can’t explain..See pic below ..Discretion
advised see photos :

15-Yr-Old Virgin School Girl Brutally Gang-Raped To Coma In Lagos

A group of Four Hooligans lead by
Oyedepo brutally r*ped and abandon
victim in pool of blood.
Police operatives in Lagos have arrested
three persons and declared one other
wanted for allegedly gang r*ping a girl
to a state of coma. The young girl,
simply identified as Vivian, is battling
with death in a private hospital in
Ikorodu area of the state.
It was gathered that the 15-year-old
secondary school girl had gone to collect
lesson notes from her colleague, Tabiola.
Tabiola was alleged to have lured her to
a place where three others were waiting
to devour her virginity.
A police source said that as soon as
Tabiola walked in with Vivian, the
suspects locked her inside a room where
they forcefully stripped her naked.
According to the senior police officer,
the girl was gang raped and was
abandoned unconscious in the pool of
her own blood.
The police officer, who gave the names
of the three suspects as Yusuf, Rasheed,
Oyedepo said, “When it dawned on the
suspects that the girl was
unconscious, they abandoned her in the
pool of her blood where she would be
seen and fled from the community. I
believe that the evil guys did not expect
the girl to survive.
“Anyway, as the case is, it will take the
grace of God and good medical attention
for the girl to survive and be normal
again. Her pelvic, according to
doctor’s report, has been so battered.
She was badly injured and she lost too
much blood. More so, the girl was a
virgin and was forcefully deflowered. I
feel
for her because she is so devastated and
psychologically traumatised.”
Lagos State Police Public Relations
Officer (PPRO) Ngozi Braide who
confirmed
the story told Crime Watch that the
victim is a Secondary school girl. “She
was lured to the place where she was
gang r*ped by four men. She is presently
recuperating in a private hospital.
Her condition was very bad as she was
abandoned unconscious in the pool of
her own blood.
“We have arrested three suspects and
one other is still at large but we have
declared man hunt for the fleeing
suspect.” She warned young girls to be
wary of the male friends they keep as
friends as some of them may be worse
than beasts. “Don’t visit your male
friends alone
and even when you go in company, don’t
follow your male friends inside the
house or a secluded areas,” she advised.

What Is Wrong With this Photo [Loaded Lady Edition]

Shey carry front, she carry back but
something surely looks wrong with this
photo

I Strip Before Actors To Prove My Backside Is Natural – Nollywood Actress, Tonia Okoro

Yoruba actress, Tonia Ferrari Okoro said
she had to strip for some doubting actors
just to prove that her bum is not planted
but natural.
Tonia, born by a Cameroonian mother to
a Delta State father is making waves as a
Yoruba actress.
The actress, who has done a couple of
films that got top ratings in the industry
is blessed with both great bosom and
bum, but according to her, it is her bum
that has caused her the major
embarrassment of her life
She told Vanguard,
Quote
“That will be when some actors accused
me of wearing fake hips and bum. At first
I thought it was a joke but they were
dead serious about it.
“They went on and on about it that I had
to prove it to them that I am all natural.
So, I pulled down my jeans and showed
them my naked bum.
“They were transfixed and could not talk
for moments. I know I have a fresh and
beautiful bum. It was so crazy I couldn’t
believe I did what I did. Even the guys
were confused.
“Don’t think I am wayward or something,
I believe so much in decency but their
accusation made me lose my head.
”I even told them to touch it but they
stared at it in disbelief.”

Photo: Cossy Orjiakor Gets Her Friend’s Husband In Trouble With Her Assets

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Newly Wedded Nollywood Actress, Monalisa Chinda Shares Photos Of Self In Bathrobe

The mum of one who recently tied the
knot with her hubby, Tonye Coker, wore
nothing but her bath rub for a new
photo shoot. See more photos after the
cut...

37-Year-Old Nollywood Star Actress, Genevieve Nnaji Glows In New Photos

Genevieve Nnaji is literally the queen in
the African movie industry. She is, in my
opinion, the greatest African actress of
all time. It’s however sad that she rarely
acts these — as her fans are missing her
big time.
The 37-year-old is pictured above
looking absolutely flawless at the
recently held “Trip To Jamaica”
premiere in Lagos. She was donning an
off-shoulder blouse paired with wrapper
skirt.
Lovely!

Nollywood Diva Genevieve Nnaji Looks So Glamorous As She Stepped Out Last Night - Photos

The nollywood diva looked exceptionally
fabulous as she attended a Dom Perignon
p2 event last night.

Nollywood Actress Ini Edo Looks Stunning In African Pr

She's lovely!

Fresh Trouble Looms For Nollywood Actress, Joy Anyim As She Is Arraign For Theft

Embattled actress and Nollywood
producer Joy Anyim is currently having
a horrid time as all her sins are
returning to haunt her in a very short
space of time. The light complexioned
lady whose scandalous illicit affairs with
Nollywood stars, oil bunkerers, ex-
militants and others were exposed online
just recently is currently immersed in
another big mess as she was arraigned
in Uyo on October 7th, 2016 for theft.
The case which is currently a hot topic of
discussion as reported on AKBC, the state
major broadcasting service, and other
prominent tabloids in Akwa Ibom State,
was heard in Magistrate court 6 in the
state capital where Joy is standing trial
on a one count charge of theft of the sum
of #460,000 from a friend. This,
according to people who knew her barely
6 months ago, is an unbelievable and
shocking story bearing in mind the life
of opulence and stupendous affluence
Joy exhibited when all was rosy and she
had untethered access to the massive
wealth of her husband's family. The
Enugu born actress was renowned for
renting entire hotels, guest houses and
even clubs to fulfill her erotica desires.
Uranus Hotel, Entry Point Hotel, as well
as Uncle G Resort were some of the many
establishments where she spent millions
on extravagant and flirtatious parties
and also as hideouts for her Nollywood
lovers, as well as other frivolous outings.
All these seem like ages now, as we have
reliably been informed that the party
loving actress is now living in hiding as
she is currently being hounded by her
creditors all over the town; which
include her former car mechanic,
cosmetic supplier, clothe supplier and
her popular eateries. Her friends who
spoke with us on conditions of
anonymity expressed shock at how
quickly her lovers who helped her ruin
her first-two marriages under three
years abandoned her at her trying times.
Sylvester Madu, Prince Eke, John Ntah,
Tekena and all her various other lovers-
cum-suitors in town have all deserted
her now that she is living like a
destitute. Even her recent benefactor,
cum lover, a prominent Alhaji at the Uyo
Abattoir have since fled town for fear of
being roped into her various issues. Joy
Anyim was meanwhile remanded in
prison until she meets her bail condition
of 500, 000 naira . The case was
adjourned until the 13th of October,
2016. All efforts to contact her estranged
husband proved abortive.

Politician Desmond Elliot Solicits For Fund Unbehalf Of Sick Nollywood Actor James Uche

Actor cum politician Desmond Elliot has
taken to social media to cry for help on
behalf of another dying Nollywood
veteran actor.
A number of Nollywood stars have died
due to lack of financial assistance while
a number are bed ridden presently
battling for their lives due to kidney
failure and cancer and other deadly
diseases.
Veteran actor James Uche is presently
battling for his life after suffering from
kidney failure which has left him
bedridden for over a year.
Desmond Elliot took to his social media
account yesterday to solicit funds from
fellow actors and the general public to
help James Uche with the required
medical assistance needed. He wrote:
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WHEN GOD BLESSES U, REMEMBER
OTHERS, PRINCE JAMES UCHE
NOLLYWOOD ACTOR HAS BEEN ILL FOR
MANY YEARS AND BEEN IN HOSPITAL
STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE FOR OVER ONE
YEAR NOW ( KIDNEY FAILURE ), MY
FELLOW ARTIST,GREAT PEOPLE
&FRIENDS PLS SUPPORT HIM ,HE NEED
DIALYSIS ,MEDICAL CARE &,FOOD TO
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Thanks Nollywood & Nigerians – Actor Leo Mezie Speaks From Hospital Bed In London

Nollywood actor Leo Mezie, who was
flown to London for his Kidney
treatment is said to be responding well
to treatment. Speaking from his sick bed
in London, Leo thanked all those who
provided financial assistance to make it
possible for him to go to London. He
said:
Quote
“Hello people, this is your boy Leo Mezie,
I want to use this medium to say thank
you for your support, financially, thank
you players, I just want to let you know
that everything got across to me. I want
to also thank in a special way; my
president, Igbinagbo, Chioma Okoye my
sister, Kele Akara my wonderful friend
and brother, I want to thank Chijiro, I
want to thank Ifoma Okereke, these are
the team that swore me to action
immediately the news got broken. I thank
you guys, I thank you all, and I pray God
to bless you in a million fold. I’m sorry
this came a bit late, it is just that I have
been unstable, but I am now stronger and
better…”

Thanks Nollywood & Nigerians – Actor Leo Mezie Speaks From Hospital Bed In London

Nollywood actor Leo Mezie, who was
flown to London for his Kidney
treatment is said to be responding well
to treatment. Speaking from his sick bed
in London, Leo thanked all those who
provided financial assistance to make it
possible for him to go to London. He
said:
Quote
“Hello people, this is your boy Leo Mezie,
I want to use this medium to say thank
you for your support, financially, thank
you players, I just want to let you know
that everything got across to me. I want
to also thank in a special way; my
president, Igbinagbo, Chioma Okoye my
sister, Kele Akara my wonderful friend
and brother, I want to thank Chijiro, I
want to thank Ifoma Okereke, these are
the team that swore me to action
immediately the news got broken. I thank
you guys, I thank you all, and I pray God
to bless you in a million fold. I’m sorry
this came a bit late, it is just that I have
been unstable, but I am now stronger and
better…”

Married Nollywood Actor, Yomi Fabiyi, Obliges A Fan's Request For A Kiss, Shows Off Picture

Nollywood actor, Yomi Fabiyi who
married a white lady 3 years ago took to
his social media page to show off a fan
whom he accepted to kiss after she
requested for it.

10 richest Nigerian actresses

Nollywood is one of the fastest growing film
industries ranking as the third most valuable
film industry worldwide. In terms of the
number of films produced in a year, it’s
more than 2400 productions places it ahead
of Hollywood but behind Bollywood.
The quality of films has also improved
drastically. The Nollywood industry has
record a lot of success stories and still
counting. These actresses have got talent,
beauty and brains.
Below is some of the richest, most successful
and highest paid Nollywood actresses. Their
estimated earnings include endorsements,
and other businesses they have been involved
in over the past years.

1. Monalisa Chinda- N200 million
She is a talented actress, a hard working
producer, and a very popular media
personality. Mona is one of the richest
actresses in the Nigerian Nollywood who
have paid her dues over the years.She won
the Best Actress in the Afro Hollywood Award
2009 at the Monte Carlo Television Festival
and was nominated in 2010 for a Best
Actress in a drama series at the Terracotta
TV and Film Awards.

2. Patience Ozokwor- #355 million
Patience Ozokwor is by far one of the most
popular female actress in Nigeria. She is also
one of the most decorated, having won
several awards such as: Best Supporting
Actress award at the 10th Africa Movie
Academy Awards, Lifetime Achievement
Awards in Cinema, etc. Patience Ozokwor is
said to be Nkem Owo’s sibling and has
featured in more movies than any other
actresses in the Nigerian Nollywood history.
She is also a musician and fashion design
shop owner among other businesses. She is
worth N355 million.

3. Rita Dominic- N950 million
Rita Uchenna Dominic is from a Royal family
in Abo Mbaise, Imo State. She started acting
since she was a child and has starred in over
100 movies till date. Rita is one of the
highest paid actresses in Nollywood and a
producer. In 2012, she produced the awards
winning movie “The Meeting” a romantic
comedy drama which became a blockbuster
in the Nigerian box office. This ultimately put
her in this position as the richest Nollywood
actress, raising her net worth to a whooping
N950 million.

4. Uche Jombo- N301 million
Uche Jombo who recently got married to her
Mexican boyfriend is one of the most popular
Nollywood actress who have been around for
a long time. She is a producer and Globacom
Ambassador and have been nominated for
the Africa Movie Academy Award for Best
Actress In Leading Role. She produced
Nollywood Hustlers, Damages and Holding
Hope. She is still very active in the industry,
producing and directing movies. Her net
worth is N301 million and still growing.

5. Ini Edo- N420 million
One of the sexiest actresses in the Nigerian
Nollywood and one of the top five richest
Nigerian actresses. She has featured in well
over 200 movies (one of the highest in the
industry) and won awards. She is a winner of
the 2013 Nafca award for best supporting
actress. Late last year, she bought a mansion
in Lekki area worth over N50 million and a
Mercedes G-Wagon worth N30 million naira.
She is one of the highest paid actresses in
Nollywood.

6. Kate Henshaw- N250 million
She won the Africa Movie Academy Award for
Best Actress in a Leading Role in 2008. Kate
Henshaw is a popular face in TV
advertisements with Lagos Government and
talent shows. She is the current face of Onga
and earn a reasonable sum advertising and
promoting the brand. With over 40 movie
roles to her credit, Kate is one of the top 20
richest Nigerian Nollywood actresses with
estimated net worth of N250 million.

7. Funke Akindele- N510 million
Olufunke Ayotunde Akindele (Jenifer) is one
of the most popular actress of Yoruba
decent. In 2009 she won the Africa Movie
Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading
Role following her role following her role in
Jenifer. Funke is a actress to reckon with in
Nollywood and one of the highest paid and
the most entertaining actress in the industry.

8. Mercy Johnson- N600 million
Mercy is from Kogi state and probably the
only popular actress ever come of that
region. She has appeared in over 60 movies
but one of her best is “Dumebi” which landed
her the African Magic Viewers Choice Awards
in 2013, maiden edition. She is one of the
finest in Nollywood, her very sexy appeal and
her acting talent are among the things going
for her.

9. Omotola Jalade Ekeinde- N550 million
Omotola is one of the Nollywood poster girl
and has featured in many movies and won
several awards. In 2005, she won the Africa
Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) Best Actress
in a Supporting Role, plus hosts of other
awards and recognitions. She has a massive
social media followership with more than a
million followers on Facebook. Her net worth
is put at N550 million.

10. Genevieve Nnaji- N850 million
Genevieve Nnaji has seen it all in the
Nollywood. She won the Africa Movie
Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading
Role in 2005. Honored with Member of the
Order of the Federal Republic by the Nigerian
government for her contribution to
Nollywood. Became the “Face of Lux” in
Nigeria in a highly lucrative sponsorship deal.
The official “Face of MUD” in Nigeria. The
owner of St. Genevieve clothing line.
Sponsorship deals with Amstel Malta,
Etisalat, Jumia, etc.

Patience Ozokwor speaks about her wicked roles in movies

– Patience Ozokwor speaks about her wicked
roles in movies, family, career and legacy
– Mama G revealed how she got married at
a young age of 19 and enjoyed marital bliss
till her husband suddenly became ill
Veteran actress, Patience Ozokwor, better
known as ‘Mama Gee’ has spoken on how
she got married at 19, enjoyed matrimony
until her husband’s ailment which claimed
his life after 15 years.
In an interview with Lanre Odukoya, the
thespian opened up about family, career and
legacy.
Speaking about her late husband, she said,
“he was a mechanical engineer, he was a
civil servant in Enugu, he was sick for a long
time, for more than 15 years and he died, he
passed on in 2002.
On her experience as a single mother, “I
cannot complain because God has been
faithful. You know what it means to be
married to a man who would later take ill for
15 years? He was in and out of coma and
when you get out of coma, there’s no way
you would be as strong as you were.
So, I got quite used to doing things alone by
the help of Al-mighty God, when my husband
was even alive, his health didn’t allow him to
do much.”
On her movies which move her to tear, Mama
G said, “You want to know the one that
moved me to tears about my characters?
There are characters I’d played in movies and
after watching them back at home, I just
thanked God it wasn’t me- it was a
character.
Nearly all the movies where I played wicked
roles made me cry because I remember what
that character had done to somebody. I do
these jobs to the best of my knowledge
because I want to sit down at home, watch
and cry over what I’m doing to people.

There was a movie I did many years ago, it
was titled Prophecy- what moved me to
tears in that movie was that I was so wicked
that I seized feeding bottle from the mouth of
a new-born baby who lost his mother and I
was supposed to be taking care of the baby.
The baby was crying, I seized his feeding
bottle and threw it away. I wept profusely,
the director stopped shooting until I was able
to control myself. Then I summoned courage
to continue. If someone had done it in real
life, I would have exposed the fellow to the
world to see.
There was another one where I went to take
my sister’s daughter from the village, what I
did to the girl, if any human being can do it
to a fellow human being, I don’t know what
God would do to that person in turn.
I met her in the kitchen, beat her so much
that she fell down the stairs, rolled down and
died from broken head and pains all over. I’d
been playing wicked roles but those two
movies are exceptionally horrible. I doubt that
any human being would do that to anyone.”
In January 2016, Patience Ozokwor gave her
life to Christ and ever since she gave her life
to Christ, the actress has dumped her stage
name and other unrighteous lifestyles.

Rahama Sadau spotted with Akon on a movie set in L.A

Popular Hausa actress, Rahama Sadau,
who was banned from Kannywood for
featuring in a romantic musical video, has
been pictured with the stars in America.
Banned Kannywood actress Rahama Sadau
Rahama was invited to a Hollywood set by
international music star, Akon and prolific
movie director, Jeta Amata recently.
The banned Kannywood actress is currently
in Los Angeles to observe the making of Akon
and Jeta Amata’s new film, “The American
King.”

Ice Prince’s birthday tweets will touch your heart

Panshak Henry Zamani aka Ice Prince, is a
Nigerian hip hop recording artist and actor.
He was born on the October 30, 1986 and
today is his 3oth birthday.
Ice Prince rose to fame in 2010 following the
release of his hit single, Oleku ft. Brymo
under his record label Chocolate City. The
song gave him national and international
recognition.
He has given us timeless hits such as
Superstar, Aboki, Whiskey, That Could Be Us
and One Day. He has also won many
prestigious awards such as Nigerian
Entertainment Awards and a BET Award for
Best International Act in 2013.
Having achieved so long int he span of six
years, it’s easy to see why Ice Prince is
highly celebrated around Nigeria. His 3oth
birthday has already begun and he took to
social media to Twitter to celebrate his day.
Here’s what you need to know:
1. He released his third album two days
before his birthday
His third album is called Jos to the World
and he released it on October 28th. It will be
his third album since releasing his first album
in 2011. He was just 25 when he released his
debut album and we can’t believe how
successful he is now in comparison.
2. He is very appreciative of his fans
He has spent part of his birthday re-tweeting
his followers birthday messages to himself.
Ice Prince sees what they write to him and
responds as well as re-tweets.
As high as he is on the fame chain, he is still
humble enough to take time out and make
his fans feel as special as they make him
feel.
3. His mother did not live long enough to see
his 30th
Ice Prince took time on his big day to
remember the prayers of his mother. Her
prayers must have worked because the
rapper keeps reaching new heights in his
career each day.

When a handsome Yoruba man falls for a cute Ibibio lady (photos)

“Temitope who resided in Ekiti and was also
a worker in the church was very single and
waiting. Udeme joined the choir in church
and would often lead solo for the group.”
“The first time Temitope really noticed her
was when she took a song titled I See Victory
then he made up his mind to get to know
her.”
“They became friends after close
observations for 3 months and started dating
in the first quarter of 2015. Temitope
proposed at the end of the year (2015) and
they tied the knot on the October 15, 2016.”
Their wedding took place at celebrations
garden hall, Isaac john street GRA -ikeja.
Lagos, Nigeria. Temitope is a wedding
photographer and made sure his team
captured the spectacular pictures at the
wedding. See more photos below taken
by photosuiteng:

Cynthia Morgan Reveals That She Met Her Dad For The First Time At Seven

Dancehall singer, Cynthia Morgan, has
revealed she laid eyes on her father for
the first time at the age of seven. She
shared her experience growing up in a
single home. Here’s what she told
Saturday Beats:
“The first time I met my father was when
I was seven years old and I know what it
feels like. There is the psychological effect
that comes with growing up without your
parents together as a kid. It is only few
people like me that came out normal and
I became determined to be successful in
life so as to make my mother proud. Some
people use that as an escape to be
wayward and turn out to be a single
parent just like their mothers who gave
birth to them. They forget that no woman
wishes to be a single parent if they really
knew what they were going into.
Everyone wants the best for their kids
and having a father is one of those
things.”

Etcetera Slams Asa In New Article

Controversial singer cum writer,
Etcetera, has written a new article
slamming Asa over her recent collabos.
Here’s what he wrote:

"I walked into the music preview
room at the radio station and I saw
one of our sound engineers
previewing Naeto C’s songs before
uploading it into the station’s new
digital library for airplay."

"I immediately walked out of the
room because I wasn’t ready to
activate my anger mode by putting
myself through another experience of
listening to another Nigerian rap
song with shallow and crappy lines
of which Naeto C is the culprit-in-
chief, only to walk into the
transmitting room and heard the
presenter on duty introducing ‘Share
my Blessing’ by Naeto C and Asa, as
the next song on the play list."

I have to admit that this time
around, I wasn’t too eager to make
a dash for the door. Maybe because
I heard Asa was on the song and
thought that it would have at least
inspired Naeto C to use better and
more inspiring rhymes. Hope is a
very dangerous
thing. It turned out that I hoped for
too much.

The first line of the song almost
pulled off my knee cap. It is the
most fatal accident I have had till
date. I almost died when I heard
“what a conundrum” within the first
few lines. What Conundrum? Like
seriously? Bros Naeto, the only thing
close to a conundrum in the whole
song was how you convinced Asa to
feature in the song.

That song has some of the dumbest
lines ever used in the history of rap
music worldwide. As I sat there
gasping for air, I tried consoling
myself that every artist is allowed
one mistake in a career lifespan and
‘Share my Blessing’ is a mistake that
won’t happen again.

But on a second thought, I asked
myself, didn’t Asa or her manager
Janet, hear Naeto C’s lines before
accepting to feature on the song? I
would have Usain-Bolted out of that
studio, screaming ‘tufiakwa gi’ and
snapping my fingers as I rid myself
of all the phloem in my system.

Asa apparently hasn’t learnt her
lessons. Her latest collabo with
Korede Bello is another career
mistake that shouldn’t have
happened. The lightening has struck
twice. Korede Bello and Asa have
succeeded where others have failed.

Koredo Bello and Asa have
succeeded in taking every crappy
song from the past decade in Nigeria
and mashed them into a musical
abomination; add that to the level of
auto-tune on Korede’s voice; which
sounds like T-Pain after he’s
slammed his testicles in a car door.
Ironically, slamming my own
testicles in a car door is something I
would rather do than listen to this
song again.
Sadly, the fiasco with Naeto C now
looks like a piece of art compared to
this song with Korede Bello. This is
a whole new grade of crime against
music. Asa, how do you explain this
to your fans? I have searched for
justification even from a musician’s
perspective and found none. The
whole song comes out childish and
guess Korede knows it too, which
explains why he had to sing it to us
as the first line that he is no longer
a child. Korede has proved
conclusively with this song that
there are two things a Nigerian
youth can’t do: play music and feign
humility. Titling your song,
“Somebody Great”, and blabbing all
through the song about “Somebody
wey dey spray millions and
somebody wey go save billions” is
that what defines greatness?
Spraying of millions? What are you
doing to yourself Asa? How did you
get yourself involved in this song?
Why did you do this to your fans?
I won’t be surprised to hear that the
sound engineer that mixed this song
is deaf. That you couldn’t hear that
the whole song is drenched in reverb
is unbelievable. For God’s sake, the
presence in the song is very
disturbing to the ears. And what is
that thing that sounds like someone
striking a pot cover with “ewedu”
broom? Please don’t tell me that it
is the crash or the hi-hats. Please
sir, can you take back your mix and
reduce the shakers. Damn it, take
back your mix and keep it to
yourself.
Asa, I swear you no try at all.
The only excuse that would probably
make some sense to me now is if I
am told that you guys were just
trying to create something for the
current generation but instead of a
smooth-rocking guitar classic, you
have instead created this audible
shit. Yes, this song is literally shit
that you can hear. It is the worst
song from Asa that I have had the
displeasure of listening.
Unfortunately though, for some
inexplicable reason, some people are
actually going to play it and like it
and start insulting Etcetera like he is
the reason the song is rubbish.
Please, the excuse that Asa was not
involved in this collaboration with
Korede Bello; that Don Jazzy
recorded her freestyle and used on
the song, is not going to hold any
water here. Nobody does that in this
age and time knowing the
ramification. And until Don Jazzy is
called out by Asa’s management, I
will assume the freestyle story is
just another industry lie and that
“Somebody Great” is a well thought
out and planned collaboration
between Asa and Korede Bello. Until
then, trying to water down Asa’s
involvement in this song will be a
blatant in-your-face insult to her
fans as much as tweaking the
synthesizer at the beginning of the
song to give it a rock guitar feel is a
blatant in-your-face insulting to all
guitarists out there.
To be continued next week.

Fatal Accident Kills 2 Area Boys , Injures 7 In Ota Ogun State

Fatal Accident Kills 2 Area Boys In Ota Ogun
State: Speeding Bus Driver Kill 2, Injures 7
Others
2 young men died in an early morning auto
accident that happened near an abandoned hotel
in Ota Ogun state yesterday. The fatal accident
also left 7 area boys injured.
According to an eyewitness, the incident involved
2 trucks travelling to Lagos from Ogun state.
One of the trucks suffered brake failure and
rammed into another truck where it parked.
It was learnt that some area boys had massed –
up around the broken truck ostensibly to extort
money from the driver when a commercial bus
ran into them.
The commercial bus killed two of them and left
seven others injured.
An eyewitness said the commercial bus driver
who fled the scene immediately is yet to be
arrested.
The remains of the deceased had been deposited
at the General Hospital Ifo while the injured have
been taken to Ojugbele hospital in Ota.

Photos: Ex-Thai Porn Star Repents, Marries American Millionaire Husband

Obviously tired of living her life recklessly, former
Thai adult movie star, Nong Nat recently ran to
Buddhists for prayer to get a wealthy husband
that can provide for her needs.
And shortly after that, Nat received answers to
her heart desires and miraculously met a 70-
year-old American architect, Harold Jennings
Nesland Junior.
31-year-old Nong Nat who didn’t waste any time
quickly married him and changed her name
to Kejsarin Chaichalermphol.
This is what the lucky lady said about her new
husband and her newly found faith.
“Other than receiving kindness from my husband
from his monthly payments, he has also been
giving me extra money, too. No matter how much
he withdraws from the bank, he splits it with me
50/50. Prayers and meditation get you a good
husband.”

Photos: Ex-Thai Porn Star Repents, Marries American Millionaire Husband

I Don ’ t Want My Husband Looking Outside Because I Can ’ t Satisfy Him – Worried Wife Speaks

How important is sex in marriage? I have never
considered myself that sexual of a person, but it
is still an essential part of my being.
I love my husband, but since getting married and
having children, our sex life has suffered. I know
this is an age-old question, but how important is
sex in long-term relationships? I don’t want my
husband to start looking outside because I cannot
satisfy him. And do you have any tips for keeping
the sex in our relationship hot?
Tope writes from Ekiti.

Nollywood ’ s First Amputee Actor , Tunde Alabi Writes Ambode For Financial Help

The veteran actor who is currently living at the
National Arts theatre in Surulere has made a
desperate plea to the incumbent governor of
Lagos State, Akinwunmi Ambode.
In a letter written by the Lagos Chapter of AGN
Chairman, Don Pedro, the actor begged Ambode
to help alleviate his suffering.
This is what the actor told Razzle Dazzle over the
phone yesterday;
I’m making a passionate appeal to the Executive
Governor of Lagos State, His Excellency
Akinwunmi Ambode to come to my aid. I’m in dire
need now especially, that I have lost one leg. Life
will be most difficult without government support.
I believe the efforts of my friends to reach the
authority will yield result”
Don Pedro Aganbi and Paul Julius, the two Good
Samaritans who came to the actor’s aid during
his time in the hospital are trying to book an
appointment with Ambode to present his case.